Doggy Dreams

I know dogs dream – how do I know this? Well, my little one, who is just the most precious thing ever and totally runs our house, sleeps on our bed, she gets treats for no reason and she loves to cuddle. But last night, I know she was dreaming. There she was curled up on the foot of the bed just as cute as ever and all of a sudden she began to bark. She is still curled up in a little ball, but she is barking at something, I walk to the end of the bed to see what was going on.   Her eyes were closes and she looked so peaceful, but every now and then, there comes this little stream of barks. Well, it was loud enough to wake me up so I would not really call it “a little stream of barks” but anyway, I watched her for a few minutes and decided to go back to bed.

So I was just about to really fall asleep when I heard her little bark get louder, I looked up, and before I knew it – there she was, standing on all fours, barking at nothing. She then shook her little head, looked back at me and came right up to me as if she were a child that had a night mare. She slept at the head of the bed between my husband and I the rest of the night. Do I need to tell you that we, her and I, shared a pillow all night?

Yes, she is spoiled but she was scared or at least I thought she was…  It was just the most precious little thing. I adore this little one and could only image the dreams that were running through her little head last night. Oh life would be so dull without her. I will never know what caused such a fuss, but the fact remains, I believe she was dreaming and hey, she obviously needed some cuddle time!

Ps: The picture I attached is of her sleeping in her Halloween Custume – Needless to say, there were not many visitors in our neighborhood, so she took a little nap. I just wanted you all to know that she is truly spoiled, I was not making this up – she is our baby! Yes this is silly, I get made fun of for it all the time, but she knows she is loved and that is all that matters, right?

I AM BACK!

Well, I know I have been absent in terms of blogging, for that I apologize. Life has been a little nuts lately; you know with Britney Spears shaving her head and the death of Anna Nichole Smith, one can hardly keep up with the regular daily tasks such as blogging. Well, I am back , so put all your worries aside. J I will get back into the swing of blogging as the day continues. Until then, I hope you have had a fabulous 15 days without me. J

FYI – be prepared –

 

Well – I did not want anyone to be left out of this rather life changing information… you know if SIX beloved prophets agree, well then it might as well be fact –

It is amazing that people actually purchase this stuff for $3.00. Do you know you could do with $3.00?

You could take a trip to the Dollar Store –

Feed children in poverty stricken countries –

You could donate to a local church or shelter –

You could take a friend out for coffee –

You could eat an entire meal off the dollar menu at McDonalds

You could by a coloring book –

You could buy 12 gum balls at $.25 each –

You could buy 3 bouncy balls out of the dollar machine at Safeway –

Or you could purchase this obviously factual magazine –

Just a thought!

Friday Humor

Holiday Grump…

So I have decided to get into the Holiday spirit and break out the Christmas Music. Now, I know I am beind on the Holiday celebration according to some of my friends – however, I am listening to Kozy 101 at work, why you might ask? Because I don’t want  purchase Christmas Music on Itunes… so I will settle for Kozy. However, I must say that not all Christmas music can be classified is “easy listening” or even good listening for that matter.

For example, who wants to listen to the ChipMonks (sp – sorry) sing period, let alone sing Jingle Bells… I might be a Holiday grump but I seriously dislike stupid Christmas music… Am I the only one out there? I dought it –

There is a code when it comes to celebrating the holidays – or at least in my mind there is. And stupid holiday music is not a thing to celebrate. I have included my top ten list of Holiday no no’s for your viewing pleasure.

1. Stupid/Cheesey Music

2. Oversized snow globes in one’s front yard.

3. Move-able or talking Santa’s that either move or speak upon the approach of people.

4. Singing holiday lights – regardless of if they are inside or outside.

5. Scrambled holiday lights that seem to have no order to them what so ever – I know I am OCD, but seriously untangle the lights before you hang them!

6. Light up or singing personal accessories – ie: singing ties or sweaters.

7. Holiday socks visable by summer sandles – seriously, it is okay to wear holiday socks, but it is not ever okay to wear socks and summer sandles together regardless of the season…

8. Adult couples dressed in matching holiday attire…. you know a man would never pick out that outfit – Ladies be nice to your man, don’t make him wear that stuff…

9. Over done and tastless office decorations – one can be in the Holiday spirit without puting a life size blow up snowmen in one’s office. Yes that is something I can across today – a life size snow man with a “Happy Holiday’s” sign that lights up and sings – I was only in the office for 20 minutes and it drove me nuts – imagine after 8 hours a day!

10. Finally, regardless of how much one loves the Holidays, I encourage you to seriously think about what you look like before leaving the house decorated in holiday sweaters, ties, and other items of clothing. One can express their holiday spirit but all I ask is that one takes a quick look in the mirror before leaving the house.

These are just a few things to think about, now comes my disclaimer. I love the holidays, I love Christmas and I love to decorate, but there are some things I just cannot do – for that, some might think of me as a Holiday grump…

More on “Pie Moments…”

A while ago I posted my opinion on what I refer to as “Pie Moments“. Again, my fabulous friend, via TV, Lorelei Gilmore once said…“There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone’s face, but this is definitely one of them.”  Well, today is once again, one of those days. I would give anything just have it be socially acceptable to smash a cream pie in one’s face every once and a while. Life would be more enjoyable, and maybe people would just be nicer knowing that by being mean they are leaving themselves wide open for a “pie moment” … just image how the world would change with a simple pie law… Imagine how your work atmospher would change with a simple “Pie Law”. I could name a few people today in which I would get great pleasure out of executing this law! Until then, I will dream of that day…

“Pie Moments”

“There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone’s face, but this is definitely one of them.” Lorelei Gilmore “The Gilmore Girls”  

So I LOVE THIS SHOW! I don’t know of another show that makes me seriously laugh out loud so hard that I almost pee a little. J I know you are laughing right now, I can sense these things! Which brings me to the fabulous quote… I know we have all had what I like to call “pie moments”… I have had plenty of them and man it would be nice to just have it be socially acceptable to smash a cream pie in one’s face every once and a while. Life would be more enjoyable, and maybe people would just be nicer knowing that by being mean they are leaving themselves wide open for a “pie moment” … just image how the world would change with a simple pie law…